Dear Little Boy Who No One Likes,
I know you're only about 5-years-old but there's a reason your neighbors complain. Your constant screaming when you don't get your way drives us all insane. We hear you day to day screaming your lungs out and for what? Your cousin isn't giving you a turn with the ball? Big woop. You have a few more lying around the yard. Use one of them.
Also, don't ever aim your giant nerf gun at my little dog. He's too little to be taking a hit from a foam bullet that flies out faster than any toy bullet should.
